How not to order Lunch

For all those who take it upon themselves to order lunch for everyone, a few pointers:

1. Count the number of people.
2. Count again.
3. Write down the number.
4. Count again.
5. Confirm.
6. Count again.
7. For those who aren’t very vocal about their preferences, ask again. And again.
8. Count one final time and write it down.
9. Call any one dabba wallah.
10. Place the order for the final figure that you wrote.
11. Don’t call some other dabba wallah.
12. Count when the order arrives.